Can I have a JOB?
Yes.

How do I get a JOB?
You have to want a JOB.

How do I apply?
No application is necessary. Just hold your hand out as you walk past and take your JOB.

Do I have to be a resident or legal citizen for a JOB?
No. You may have a JOB regardless of residency or citizenship. This is a global economy, after all.

Do I have to be of a certain age?
No. Anyone who wants a JOB may have a JOB.

Do I need any past experience?
No past experience is necessary for a JOB.

What education level must I have for this JOB?
No education is necessary to have a JOB.

Do I need to have special skills to obtain a JOB?
JOBs are for the skilled and unskilled.

I want a JOB now!
It is suggested you remain patient. A JOB will soon come to you. You are also welcome to make your own JOB.

What if I don't like the JOB?
Anyone who does not like their JOB is welcome to give up their JOB. In all likelihood, it is possible someone else will want the JOB. You can also give your JOB to someone else.

What happens if I lose my JOB?
You are welcome to find or acquire another JOB.

Can I have more than one JOB?
Absolutely.

Can I have extra JOBs to give to others?
Absolutely. In fact, it is encouraged.

Now that I have a JOB, what is my JOB?
The button in your hand.

Should I quit my current job, now that I have your JOB?No. Unless you are stupid. If that is the case, I am not liable for your delinquency.

When do I get paid?
You don't. This JOB is not a guarantee of employment (or patience).

What good are your JOBs
Regardless of your state of employ you can say you "have a JOB."

How are jobs created?
In general, an entity creates a product or a service. Jobs are created when sufficient demand increases for that product or service to require the entity to hire additional workers to fulfill demand. The hiring of a worker is the creation of a job.

Sorry, I meant to ask, how are JOBs created?
JOBs are crafted using a button maker, and "created" when someone takes the JOB.

Are you making fun of the unemployed or underemployed?
Absolutely not. I've been underemployed since deciding to become an artist.

What's with the baby, April 2nd?
One of the hard realities of being a parent is what to do with your child if daycare alternatives fall through. As such, April 2nd became, "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." It made for a good Friday.

How can my likeness be identified or removed from your website?
Hit the contact link in the lower left. I'll be happy to oblige with such requests.

Can I sell the JOB I have?
Such an action goes against the spirit of the project.

I'm interested in purchasing the JOB Creation Project. Is it for sale?
The JOB Creation Project is open to franchise opportunities. Ideally, we'd like to provide means to create JOBs in every state. If you are interested in franchising the JOB Creation Project, please contact us.